MarketWatch Alerts, you're making things worse

Just in case anyone needs to be reminded that there is a global stock market meltdown in progress, MarketWatch Alerts are coming fast and furious to inboxes all around the world.
Though I'm sure I signed up for news like this, I don't remember checking the box that resulted in football scores arriving yesterday afternoon, spoiling all the fun for those of us who watch these games on a Tivo delay.

Yeah, there wasn't much chance of the Pats losing, but you never know.