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Me and Lord Marlboro

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Jeffrey Saut's commentary over at Raymond James this week contains a hilarious story about British horseracing as it relates to the recent stock market rally.

An American race horse owner, while parading his entry in the paddock just before the event, fed the horse what appeared to be a white tablet. Noticed and challenged by an English track official, Lord Marlboro, the American was informed that his horse would have to be disqualified. Protesting vehemently that he only gave the horse a sugar cube, the owner popped one into his mouth and offered Lord Marlboro a cube as proof. The English official tasted and swallowed the cube. He agreed with the owner that it was a harmless sugar cube and waived the disqualification. Just before the race horse was to enter the gate, the American signaled his jockey, instructing him to keep his horse clear of trouble near the start and try for the lead early since his horse was sure to win. “In fact,” he told the jockey, “Only two have a chance to beat our horse.” “What two?” asked the jockey? The American owner replied . . . “Me and Lord Marlboro!”
The rest of the missive is pretty good too...

1 comments:

Ted S. said...

That made me laugh so hard my belly hurt. Thanks Tim!

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